December 2010
49 posts
thatginger asked: merry christmas! :)
Taking things for granted
These past three months have been extremely rough for many people in my life and their families. Eight people I know have been very sick and hurt recently. I ask each and every one of you to take a look at your life and be thankful. Be thankful for your health, its a beautiful thing. Be thankful for your family, once they’re gone, they’re gone. You never know what the cards of fate...
“Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than...”
– (via balmyspringbreeze)
I’m trying not to be mad at you. I really am. At first I was jealous, but now its not even that. How on earth do you not see that what you do bothers me. You ask whats wrong, I say “seriously?” and you honestly look confused. I’m trying not to be mad, but sometimes you aren’t the easiest friend to have.
Bitch please.
Today...
While taking a chem test, I was reading a question about ionic compounds when ALL THE SUDDEN Not That Kind Of Thing from The Wedding Singer started playing in my head. It took me 5 minutes to stop watching the musical in my mind and answer the question. But I couldn’t focus because I was trying to remember the words. Then I realized I had been staring into space for 20 minutes. I finished...
Your December Horoscopes
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Beware all things that play music. When making cookies, use falcon eggs. They’re sweeter. One of your presents is hidden in a closet, but if you go snooping around for it, your left ear will fold up into itself. Wash your hands after touching anyone with a B in their first name, or else you will catch a horrible cold that will ruin Christmas. Due to the earth’s...
My Spark-Life Horoscope for December
Cancer (June 21 – July 22) The first person you see after you close your eyes and sneeze will fall instantly in love with you, so you may want to keep your eyes closed and walk around a bit until you smell someone hot. A glittery greeting card will permanently bond tiny bits of glitter to your cheek and the side of your nose. The only way to remove these bits of sparkle is with an electric sander...
“Let’s run away and don’t ever look back”
